Carson Kemery

Carson Kemery
Carson Kemery is another rare creature who's voice never seems to stop being squeaky, he has a small dick so he steals other peoples shit.

Also, hes from Texas, but hes not a steer, hes definitely a queer, and he managed to get to teir 5 Britain in Warthunder in 2 hours, lol what a Virgin,

Hes also so much of a dumbass he cant even maintain one steam account long enough before he gets fucked in the ass with a VAC-hammer

And when people lend him their accounts he uses achievement manager to VAC them, and uses high quallity cheats like cheatengine, most likely because hes 12

Carson - Mango Situation
First of all, Carson has over 20+ accounts WITH games on them VAC banned, i guess he really loves to throw away money, but sometime in June 2015, Carson logged on to his friends mangos account and stole approx $200 USD of shit and used cheatengine on his account on an attempt to get him to go on VACation.

Weird Shit
Most people havent actually seen pictures of Carsons face, but the motherfuckers got some sorta leg fetish. The only pictures he sends the majority of people online are pictures of his legs. Its creepy AF, and when Connor was on his PC on Teamviewer 9, he found tons of pictures of his legs.